i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
