Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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