420 ftw
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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