My nipple is on Facebook.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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