So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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