I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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