i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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