Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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