Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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