oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
tell me about the fingering
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