My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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