just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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