Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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