sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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