My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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