That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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