things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
They have beer where we have blood.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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