What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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