did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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