is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
