I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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