We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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