I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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