I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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