Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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