What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize