Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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