I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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