to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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