READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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