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I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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