just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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