Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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