stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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