part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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