soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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