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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.

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• (818): View more from California

  Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob

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• (458): View more from Oregon

  Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people

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  and u failed math?

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  It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.

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• (916): View more from California

  I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.

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• (707): View more from California

  As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.

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• (818): View more from California

  My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I think I died last night.

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah, you got carried home

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