Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Randomize
