grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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