I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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