when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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