its not stalking. its research.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night