how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.