Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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