Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Who died my cat blue again?
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