Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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