He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
