this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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