I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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