I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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