The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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