his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
pray to the hookup gods
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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