I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We smell like vodka and hangover
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