i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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