i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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